Butterfly Waffle

When you so fucked up on weed. You cravin butterfly waffles.

Yo Juan, pass me some butterfly waffles. Juan: the fuck are those. You trippin Tyrone.

by Who dat bitch. November 3, 2016

waffle stacker

Is another way of insulting someone for doing something gay or acting gay. Originates from a Reddit post where a user said he was called gay for stacking his waffles

Look at that guys walk. He’s for sure a waffle stacker

by Averagejoe1 June 5, 2022

Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

Waffle Balls

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that it leaves the imprint from the shoe.

Willie Black was being such a deuce that Shawn kicked him in the balls and gave him Waffle Balls.

by The Judi Show July 16, 2016

Waffle Bag

Placing a mans testicals in the lips of a woman's vagina and pressing thighs together to flatten testicals like a waffle iron

Randy, have you ever been waffle bagged ?

by Bnutt716 September 19, 2016

Christmas Waffle

A vagina during the menstrual cycle that is infected to the extent that it exhibits a dark-light green color. The resulting red and green color is it's namesake.

Jan decided to suprise Peter by making her vagina more festive and went to obtain a christmas waffle from a nearby male prostitute.

by Noctoner December 25, 2010

loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014