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Cock Waffle

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems
Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.
by Bjl317 August 5, 2019
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loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.
"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

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by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014
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waffle buffet

When man "A" fills a hot waffle iron with his load, and man "B" consumes the crusty cum cake. This can be repeated several times to complete the buffet effect.
Roger prepared a mouth water watering waffle buffet for his best friend Patrick.
by B nasty August 6, 2014
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Dolphin Waffle

The dolphin waffle had struggled through out the battle with the waffle dolphin of who would be on top.
by Quentin and Anthony March 11, 2011
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shit-waffled

A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.
they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...
by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009
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Waffle whore

A man or a woman that will sleep with a man in exchange for waffles.
She slept with him because he made waffles for her... Such a waffle whore! 🙄
by adityak93 July 2, 2019
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Stink Waffle

A black man, With an attitude, Holding a hen, Most likely stole 5 things before actually holding up the hen.
Look at that Stink Waffle, He's wearing my watch!!!
by JacobDickerson January 2, 2012
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