kamikaze tongue dart

When a girl licks your asshole without giving you any warning during sex.
There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.
by Y0RKT0WN June 28, 2024
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Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket
"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
by PickledDik February 15, 2022
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Fat Tongue

When you drink a little and end up swallowing your words
My friend, Jacob, had a few beers and ended up with a “fat tongue” tonight— slurring his words and everything…
by Jfirestone December 10, 2022
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But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.
Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?
by 4realazitgits April 06, 2021
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Coochie tongue

Vertical slit in the center of a tongue, often caused by wide spreading of the tongue during oral intercourse on a female.
Friend 1: "Hey man have you seen her tongue?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"
by Johndoe69420 September 14, 2020
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Hotdog tongue

A girl's tongue that is so big, in width and length, that, when used to suck a dick, it resembles a hotdog buns wrapped around a hotdog.
Homeboy #1: Yo did you see that girl's tongue bro!

Homeboy #2: Yeah man! That girl's got a straight up hotdog tongue! You know she gives good head!

Homeboy #1: damn man, you know those blowjobs are high quality!
by Scorch512 March 03, 2019
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Toad-tonguing

Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
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