kaylee johnson

One really amazing girl if u know her keep her close... u may loose her

omg kaylee johnson is so amazing i never wanna lose her

omg!! thats so true

by Jacob.Muller.Is.Bae.Af13 August 21, 2016

Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk

Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.

by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023

josie johnson

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet with her charming smile to her beautiful blue eyes and outgoing and to die for personality. She is the girl you could absolutely wish for.

I cant wait to meet my Josie Johnson

by RNKILLER June 2, 2017

johnson's gyal

Johnson's gyal will have more dan one man they will be liming by big kfc and always asking man for money and have on powder on their neck after school.And worst yet picking up Valencia man by Subway🤦 ♀️!.

1.Johnson's gyal is not good for you
2.Johson's gyal go break yuh heart
3.Johnson's gyal go use yuh for yuh money

by By:jasmine joseph October 14, 2020

The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime

I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days

by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015