South African Bug Washing

When you draw back the curtain in your bed sit and your room mate is asleep with a raging boner that resembles a giant dirty cockroach so you gargle some washing liquid then suck him off like your Nelson Mandela

“Did you hear… Greg gave Bear a South African Bug Washing last weekend!”

by RUFFSACK February 12, 2024

Pawsh Wash

The act of cleaning your ass in the shower after taking a poop

Hold on guys, I just finished pooping so ill hop on after I do a pawsh wash

by ThePaulinator July 10, 2024

Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.

"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.

by Nodiceplease March 07, 2021

Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong

I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?

by Lyss0259 March 23, 2024

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 04, 2022

Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.

"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"

by AJCrowley July 24, 2019

Scenic Suds Car Wash

A car wash that looks like the Wacky Factory at Lake Winnie

Scenic Suds Car Wash is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022