man capris

capri pants designed for men

1. look at that european wearing man capris!
2. look at those two guys holding hands wearing man capris!

by Tha_Cuddla August 12, 2006

chocolate man

A slightly racist term to describe a black male.

Someone stole your bike? What did he look like?
Well uh, he was a Chocolate Man.

by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

Man Card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.

We had to take away Henry's Man Card because he cried in public when Kristina dumped him.

by ipossessthelunchpail December 13, 2004

Rat Man

A guy with rodent-like features, often a skinny brunette

"I'm attracted to Alex Turner"- Maria Galimberti
"Really? But he's such a rat man"

by HousePlantHomicide April 28, 2022

Bit Man

The opposite of a comedy "Straight Man." The funny, wacky, weird half of a comedy duo, making over the top or absurd bits for a straight man to react to. Actively disrupting the status quo which the straight man represents.

When you think about it, almost every SNL skit consists of a bit man and a straight man.

by lkt1999 July 21, 2021

Tuft Man

A man who usually pops his collar, but is white. On rare occasions, this great man wears his shirt backwards to raise vertigo awareness. That doesn't make sense but it's okay. You can easily identify tuft man by means of his soft, tuft goatee and the habit of constantly stroking it while browsing Yu-Gi-Oh forums while putting his hand in his pants.

Me: Dude look it's tuft man!
Viktor: He's wants your D man he's moving up next to you!!

by kpally November 8, 2011

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006