by Frenchie! April 8, 2023

We were in math class. Nick was like "Wanna hear a Dad joke?" The rest of us was like "FUCK YEAH" He was like"THIS CLASS!!" We burst out laughing!
by Aldi's February 5, 2019

by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022

He stayed late at school doing math
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!
Philosophical man: What is...the meaning of...Math?
Well now you know, dumbo!
by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT January 19, 2019

Jack: I have homework about mental abuse to humans.. Bro help.
Kai: Bro.. The abuse is math. Very..VERY simple.
Kai: Bro.. The abuse is math. Very..VERY simple.
by ACowWithAPotato January 24, 2020

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction
Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.
Steve later told him to go eat a dick
by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021
