Taint Pillow

Biker shorts with extra padding, spanning the fleashy fun bridge and preventing friction and gluteal fatigue.

Taint Pillows are essentially kneepads for your Gooch.

by WeirdnotQuirky December 19, 2025

near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.

Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.

by Tom Cobb September 1, 2008

retro-taint

The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.

I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.

by Blubby1999 May 27, 2010

holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

cystic taintia

a large cyst between the anus and the scrotum.

Johnny has a cyst on his taint, otherwise known as cystic taintia, and must get it removed before it turns cancerous

by oknowledgeableone January 21, 2011

Tic-tacin

The art of eating way to many tic tacs that your breath stays minty for days. People often then come up to you and say, "have you been tic-tacin?"

That kid has been tic-tacin

by Menardsfreak January 4, 2014

That Taint Funny

Transferring taint smell from the finger to the upper lip.

I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!

by Mr.keith.lander May 4, 2014