Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.

I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.

by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

Silver Spring

A person, place, relationship, activity, time, idea or anything that has a moderate amount of capital or influence that can be tapped by a "silver digger" in order for them to support their life-style.

Anita Hill followed Clearance Thomas from job to job earning experience and influence, but when the silver spring dried up, all the sudden she was a sexual assault victim.

by LuvH8Peace November 27, 2017

Slavic Spring Mix

When you give your bowl a lite-touch™ of salvia.

"Hey, you wanna smoke some of that Slavic Spring Mix?"

"Let me just grab my Adidas tracksuit ."

by Russian Mexican May 3, 2018

new springfield

The place is filled with rednecks and red neck wannabes. There school not only have a yearly donkey basketball game when the players ride donkeys, but they also have a yearly tractor day where everyone drives there tractors to school. Which the wannabes just have there fucking ride lawnmowers. The roads are shit, the cops are petty as fuck, and if you don’t grow corn then why the fuck are you there? But they do have a subway.

Jim: where do you wanna go on spring break
Tod: I was thinking new Springfield

Jim: no.

by Springfield resident April 3, 2018

Ram spring

When you just decide to fuck every girl you talk to in a short amount of time

Damn I’m going on a ram spring. I don’t need anyone to hold me down.

by Bsysh May 31, 2018