Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

On soft

To be Fresh is to be on soft

Sammy: Omo boss how today go be
Kelvin: e go dey on soft bro

by Softwork January 7, 2021

Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

soft trans

A trans person who patiently explains trans issues to cisgender people

"I wanna ask them about gender stuff because i dont really get it"
"Just ask them, theyre soft trans, they dont mind"

by Babie sim January 19, 2021

Soft Fan

A fan who doesn’t have a team but cheers for the one closest to him

Gary is a soft fan dude likes the San Jose sharks but he’s from Portland.

by OOJack91 January 30, 2021

Soft Memes

Memes that exhibit a certain undeniable softness. Often enjoyed over free-wheeling coffee chats.

My name is Shannon and I enjoy Soft Memes!

by JimmyTheJunk February 10, 2021

International Men With Soft Hands Day

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands

Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !

by 1234568910qwertyuiopasdfghjklz March 9, 2021