sand socks

To have ones feet covered completely in a thick layer of sand. This usually occurs at the beach when one comes out of the water and places wet feet in the sand.

Jack: Look at my sand socks they are so awesome!
Jim: Well your not getting a ride back in my car with those sand socks.
Jack: Fine Ill wash them off before we leave.

by bubblymuffin June 24, 2010

bang socks

A slang term for Condoms

Bro, you got any bang socks? I got this girl in my room and I need to wrap it up before I slap it up

by Tonkatron May 8, 2018

whip sock

A sock or stocking used to catch or clean up ejaculation after masturbating.

Rob, keeps a whip sock by his bed for easy clean up.

by e.o. February 12, 2008

Meat Socks

Legs that look like near-to-bursting sausages on a grill. Meat Socks make "cankles" look trim and fit - there are usually extra rolls of skin in Meat Socks that would swallow a "cankle" whole, much like an Old Testament vision.

"Those strappy shoes could not withstand the force and pressure of the Meat Socks jammed into them."

by MrSalamander May 6, 2008

dress sock

When the crack of a guy's ass is so hairy it looks like there is a black dress sock stuck between his ass cheeks.

When Paul got pantsed his dress sock was on display.

by Jay Horsecow April 24, 2008

sock fight

a battle between two or more persons yielding socks.

"Star wars is old news, instead of Light sabers, lets go with sock fights!!!"

by J to the second power. January 23, 2009

sweat sock

Noun; A cotton sock designed to wick away sweat. To be worn on the feet while participating in athletic activities, or during exercise They are usually white, or white with colored stripes on the portion that covers the shin area.

Gavin wears sweat socks inside of his sneakers when he does aerobics.

by e.p.m. March 7, 2009