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Team Smotherage

phenomena in TV news when a station has multiple reporters all assigned to the same story and promotes it as "team coverage" when the story really isn't significant enough to merit that much coverage.
"...we have live team coverage of Paris Hilton's wild night on the town..." (team smotherage)

"Gas prices continue to climb...so how are drivers coping? We have live team coverage...reporter Joe Fancy is at a Chevron station, Linda Pretty is right across the street from Joe at an Exxon station with motorists there, and Amanda Perky is across town at another service station. We'll start with Joe..." (team smotherage)

Tease: "Rain in the forecast...we'll have live team coverage of this approaching summer storm."
by TallBoyLA August 17, 2006
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pooper smoocher

1. A person who goes out of their way to brown nose and kiss up to others with the hope that they will be liked, accepted and befriended.
2. A facile person that is very pretentious and will act as if they admire, respect and even look up to one by constantly praising them when it is undeserved... all along with the motive of making people believe they are caring and sincere so then when they take advantage of this person or persons it is unexpected and therefore much easier put one over on them.
3. One who premeditates and targets someone and then uses their charm to manipulate them by lying and even telling them what ever it is that they think that person or persons might like to hear... all the while they have the intention of using that person or persons for their own selfish reasons later on when they deem necessary or most convenient for them.
sounds like: poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. I didn't know it was even possible for someone to be that much of pooper smoocher.
2. If they gave out trophies for being an ass kisser, her trophy would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 3, 2010
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smoothies

When things are understood, going well or went well.
Bubba: How are things?
Joe Smokey: Things are awesome!
Bubba: Smoothies!
by hdfrey November 2, 2010
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Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.
by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011
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Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.
Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.
by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011
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smoosh

to suck someone dick/cock/penis/twig and berries/the package/junk/ding-dong/shlomng/prick/balls/pentagon/wiener/chuck norris/gorilla/king kong
Megan Fox smooshed me last night, but i accidently gave her a golden shower too.
by ibolic smoosher March 31, 2009
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Chicken Smoothie

Chicken smoothie is a Forum that primarily revolves around adopting virtual animals and posting on forums. It is a cancerous stamping ground for weeaboos, furries, insane fangirls, obnoxious teenagers and all kinds of liberals.
I can't believe she actually still plays Chicken Smoothie.
by Kzkra May 28, 2018
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