The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007

a hard shreking

A 16 inch African American weener going into a hole in the wall at a motel with a 93 year old man naked, painted green sucking the weener while watching a interracial gangbang porno.

Wow that hard shreking from Zane Logan was amazing :D a hard shreking is just what I needed

by The pv doughbois are niggers January 6, 2015

torn to shreds

To be drunk beyond belief. A level of drunkeness just beyond white boy wasted

After our night of drinking, we were torn to shreds.

by Bmore Dyva May 27, 2017

NAFTA helps Shrek

Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide

NAFTA helps Shrek and makes me happy.

by Osama Bin Laden 02 June 14, 2018

What are you shrekin?

nah really

my deputy was just beating and I went up to him and said what are you shrekin?

by NAH REALLY September 11, 2019

Kid from shrek

Do the roar

Hey, this is my girlfriend, you can ask her any question you want.

Do the Roar!
-Kid from Shrek

by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021

Upside down shrek

When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears

I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek

by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022