lap sausage

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

by slithy January 14, 2009

bendy sausage

The vaginal walls fall out in the shape of a cylinder that hangs out but still connected to the body but you can play with the bendy sausage on the way to the hospital with some blood coming out sometimes kinky males like to have sex with the bendy sausage

Dam that's a nice bendy sausage you got there

by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014

Sausage Head

A skinny head like a pepperami...

Oi sausage head...why didn't you go mad wen Mr Crump put your heed in a vice. Come back and finish me off. Time is money...

by El Mexico June 15, 2016

sausage wallet

hoe
one who offers sex for free

that girl is such a sausage wallet, she had sex with every guy at the party last night.

by sweet cheeks80632 July 2, 2008

Royal Sausage

When somebody pisses you off to the point were you grind up their entire family into mince meat, then stuff that meat into the person who pissed you off into their anus, making them become the Royal Sausage.

Sausagee: "What have you done to me?"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"

by Orgazm75 December 17, 2021

sausage circle

a group of guys in a circle at a sausage fest ( or just a group of guys in general).

Shelly: "Man, this party is a sausage fest."
Kelly: " I know! I've been going back and forth between all the sausage circles."

by veronicamarss March 24, 2010

sausage fox

Sausage

fox is sausage sausage fox

by Ieiee May 3, 2018