River is a person who you can never let go out of your life. she has the perfect body and the perfect smile and no matter what they do stick with them till you die. When river smiles she lights up the whole room for hours on end. She might have had a tough childhood and teen age years but cheer her up, help her forget about it and help her make more memories with her new friends. river is the type of person that you can trust your whole life with and she wouldn’t break it. people say that she is ugly and fat when she has the body everyone dreams of. River is the definition of perfect and instead of heather or Delilah you should get yourself a river. They were amazing, kind, beautiful, thoughtful, and did I mention beautiful. River is also a magnet to the boys ;) even the hottest boys and girls day ex her because she is worth it. All the boys and girls that break her heart is just another person on my list to beat tf out of. ily river and just know I’m always gonna be here for you <3
“I found myself a river!”
“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
by khloegaines January 9, 2022
Get the rivermug. A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.
by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023
Get the Toms Rivermug. 1. A person usually large in stature who represents both horny and silly personality traits
2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation
2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation
Jeremiah: weather outside sure is crazy huh?
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!
by The Italian sausage February 26, 2025
Get the Rivers Cummug. Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022
Get the lucky rivermug. when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
Get the river of excellencemug. by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019
Get the river thotmug. A tall pope white man who is desperately asking people for money while he is asking people for money he has a job of picking up bird shitt and is the leader of the TPL. He also is know for growing ganja in his shed.
River=fagget
by Stopclowning May 6, 2019
Get the Rivermug.