not to put too fine a point on it 

"Excuse me for being blunt" (i.e., "excuse me for making a pointed comment.") Followed by "but" and a blunt statement.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but you were the one who suggested we should split up so we could search the creepy old house more efficiently for the axe murderer.

not to put too fine a point on it by Bob Kanefsky August 30, 2008

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on! 

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.

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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on! by corcan November 10, 2010

You can’t put one horse in two barns 

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

You can’t put one horse in two barns by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye 

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye by Bully Maguire August 22, 2021

rode hard and put away wet 

The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.

He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

rode hard and put away wet by Liberte July 28, 2006

where the monkey put the whistle 

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...

As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......

where the monkey put the whistle by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

i put the new forgis on the g

country man singing i put the new forgis on the g

hey dude can you sing mustard? I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE G! do the thug shaker fat ass

i put the new forgis on the g by psyond March 23, 2023