Samurai Pirate

Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.

Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.

Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'

On a beach.

Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)

by The Wolf000 July 31, 2011

patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr

Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho

by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017

Pirate Fan

A deranged maniac that is too blinded by ignorance to realize the awesomness of ninjas. Side effects include: lameness, inability to make smart choices, etc.

Guy: "That guy is such a loser."
Guy's friend: "You mean he's a pirate fan?"

by ninjas rock January 4, 2012

Sand Pirate

Piece of shit car. Owners try to add nice things to it to make it look nice, although it makes it look worse. Signs of a Sand Pirate:
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents

DAYUM! DID YOU SEE YOUNG GAVERY SKATIN THROUGH TOWN IN HIS YOUNG SAND PIRATE!?

by Young Mav Dawg March 20, 2009

Road Pirate

People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.

Fucking Road Pirates stopped me and stole my money.

by FBIManfredAlbrech May 30, 2019

Land pirate

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously

On chatroulette

You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!

Note: not an actual conversation

by Rackshawer July 14, 2010

Butt Pirate

one who leaves behind original friends for a couple days and/or weeks to hang out with one kid continulously as if he wants to bum fuck them.

"Wow haven't seen Shaun lately."

"He just became a Butt Pirate for Alex"

"Poor Shaun..."

by mahbawlsarebitchin October 15, 2008