general pants junkie

Someone who compulsively shops at General Pants Co., and are under the impression that they are indie, while in true fact they are indie posers.

general pants junkies make it hard to identify indie posers from real indies.

by Supaiman525 January 25, 2011

Chunked in my Pants

To deposit large amounts of feces into pants.

David: "I think we hit some chunks of pavement."

Chris: "I think I just chunked in my pants!"

by Tinaobsessed October 29, 2007

You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!

When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.

Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"

by Ican'tbeleiveitsnotOXYCLEAN November 7, 2009

Pants

1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.

1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.

by NessTheHero March 28, 2004

crazy pants

a person who is behaving strangely

that guy has on the crazy pants

by irzab1 August 27, 2009

In My Pants

A term invented by the great gordo its the new "thats what she said

Person 1:its pretty hard
Person 2: haha thats what she said
Person 3: yeah in my pants

by Mark Wilson Jr February 26, 2010

pines

The word penis with vowels places switched

forest speak for wang

something made of wood

fur pines are long hard hairy woods

just take the I and put it where the E goes. Then take the E and put it where the I goes:

pInEs
pEnIs

by dr. phil March 9, 2004