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Bean Bath

Commonly used in the year 1296 by the roman empire

Any plebeian that did not pay the required monthly quapples (RMQ) was to be dragged into the center of town by the lowest ranked cobblers son(s) to be stripped of all clothing followed by a communal cobbling. After 8 moon phases have passed the plebian's are clarted to the bean pit where they are blind folded as well as lubricated to ensure maximum solubility in lubement. After this the pit seal is crafted from hay and Steel as well as procured plebian meat nuggets from past bean baths. The seal then covers the bean pit and is tightened and secured by a rapid stomping ritual performed by the eldest women of the village. By the time the pit has fully hardened the rays of the sun will have heated the pit to 78.3 degrees kelvin. This causes the Plebian's previous physical form to reduce to a meat slush. The immense heat and pressure causes the slush to ooze out of all the cracks and crevices of the seal. After several minutes all of the slush will desnify and evaporate creating a impenetrable barrier that encapsulates the plebian's soul for 7 maridiun quadralights.

This Form of torture was made a war crime in the following year due to its cruel, unusual, and inhuman methods.
(Modern example)
"Hey tom you wanna see the football game with me tonight?"
"Sorry Jim I can't I promised my girlfriend i'd give her a bean bath tonight."
by Plebian Slayer69 August 8, 2019
mugGet the Bean Bathmug.

Jiggle the bean

Female masturbation involving circular rubbing motions on the clitoris
Taylor: "I'M SO HORNY AND NO ONE WILL FUCK ME. Guess I'll just jiggle the bean tonight."
by Knarkle95 June 24, 2014
mugGet the Jiggle the beanmug.

Holy BEANS

A "14 year old" Irish girl, but we all know she's actually 10. She vote manipulates on the |r/watersheepcult Discord Server|. She always defends her trash country.
thetechtoot: uh it's Holy BEANS again
Kits: I know right! People should vote for us
by Pony Bottle June 13, 2020
mugGet the Holy BEANSmug.

scrotal beans

One's testicles found in the male body; Just below the penile area.
Yo man, my scrotal beans are so itchy and bloody
mugGet the scrotal beansmug.

Bean boozled

When you vomit over a mysterious candy.
by FlabbyPancakeSause August 13, 2019
mugGet the Bean boozledmug.

bobby bean

To sham; to blow off your responsibilities; someone who slacks off
Way to bobby bean on your vital signs
by Lady Bug RN June 25, 2008
mugGet the bobby beanmug.

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