numberative

Numberative
(noun)
- A number stripped of context and weaponized into a narrative, usually for political or rhetorical effect.
- A number that pretends to be data but is actually just a prop for an agenda.

- “The senator’s claim that crime is up 200% was just a numberative — it went from 2 cases to 6.”
- “‘Many are saying’ is the ultimate numberative. No denominator, no data, just vibes.”
- “Don’t fall for their numberatives. Ask for the denominator.”

by Neologisman November 26, 2025

Number 71

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.

Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.

by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021

Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

Rrobloxboss is the number one Matthew Patel fan! Everybody knows.

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”

by koniz907L April 16, 2025

《¤》Sally 《¤》Brompton 《¤》Only《¤》 Thinks《¤》 Of《¤》 The 《¤》Angel《¤》 Number 《¤》Five 《¤》Thousand《¤》 &《¤》 Thirty《¤》 Five《¤》

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《¤》Sally 《¤》Brompton 《¤》Only《¤》 Thinks《¤》 Of《¤》 The 《¤》Angel《¤》 Number 《¤》Five 《¤》Thousand《¤》 &《¤》 Thirty《¤》 Five《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

1- a distraction
2- the feeling you get when you really need to take a shit

1- uh, HEY look! An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016

The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Number 3

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.

Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?

by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025