Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard

Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”

by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022

Wop Mopping

WOP = Without official papers
MOP = Modifying official papers

When an Italian forges documents in order to obtain credit or a loan.

Sal couldn’t get approved for a mortgage but a little bit of wop mopping his NOA and bank statements changed all that.

by Jeromeleggings June 14, 2022

JAP-MOPP

A Jew fro that is so big and frizzy you could turn them over and mop the kitchen floor w them . Based on the old black song “R A G M O PP spells ragmop “ but w a Jewish American prince or princess as the protagonist.

That chick w the big bazooms at rhe party that was taking real loud trying to sell you real estate had frizzy hair , she had a “JAP - MOPP spells JAP-MOPP“ ie japmop

by Peepcreep July 2, 2022

The Mopacalypse

Austin slang for the endless and eternal traffic jam that is Loop 1, collectively known to Austinites as MoPac.

The MoPacalypse continues. I saw no fewer than 3 separate pile-ups on the way downtown.

by Shepherd Guy December 16, 2022

Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.

I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.

by Shugunou February 16, 2023

hoppa moppa

the word you can use for people that be homie hoppin bc thats goof ngl

Your ex: guess who im dating lol
You: who?
Your ex: Jet.
You: YOURE DATING MY BEST FRIEND?
Jet: yessuh.
You: YOU HOPPA MOPPA!!!
Your ex: What?
You: check urban dictionary.

by goofin.or.woofin May 29, 2023

qwaszxrefdvctyghbniukj,mopl

You become the god of boredom by typing this on keybord and search it on google.

OMG im so fucking qwaszxrefdvctyghbniukj,mopl today...

by Patum May 30, 2023