Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)

Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.

by Reglet June 4, 2025

OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.

I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.

by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025

bette midlah

Someone from the Boston area that seeks attention through easily distracted storytelling and 30 second DJ sets. Often confused with the long lost son of the famous Bette Midler or Pinocchio.

You can come to the pahty with me but don’t be such a bette midlah

by ChrisWuzHere27 July 16, 2025

The Midnight Gap

The physical ache you feel in your chest at 11:59 PM on December 31st when the person you love is miles away. It’s the realization that no matter how loud the fireworks are, the silence of his absence is louder. You love him so much that the distance doesn't scare you, (or does it?) but on this specific night, it’s the only thing you wish you could destroy.
On New Year's Eve, this is the person you don't kiss, but the person you pray for.

Happy New Year to everyone except the miles between us. I’m feeling the midnight gap so hard right now. I just want you here.
I close my eyes, ignore the miles, and send every ounce of love I have across the map, knowing that you feel me.
1159
I love YOU, B 😘

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia December 31, 2025

The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.

"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

cheesecake at midnight

A Meme That Everyone loves

Gary Write A Poem cheesecake at midnight real late midnight

by KalebIsCool February 21, 2018

meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight

On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)

"meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlight" it read.

by Dia ;) February 13, 2021