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F-Math

Short for “f*#*ing or fabricated math.” Fake numbers used by Donald J. Trump’s dubious lawyers to file his frivolous lawsuits, who claimed with zero proof that the ballot votes in those states where he lost were fraudulent.
The President-Loser refuses to concede defeat to the President-Elect, and wants to use f-math to enrage and encourage his diehard supporters to hold public protests nationwide, which would cast doubt on the legitimacy of the 46th President of the United States.
by MathPlus November 18, 2020
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Big Bird Math

When you need to simplistically explain an arguably simple math concept to a group of kindergarteners, most of whom probably have an IQ of a parrot or less, although their parents think that the intelligence of their little ones is closer to that of a dolphin.
Some big bird math topics kids at a premium enrichment math center were recently exposed to were: “as easy as ⍺, β, 𝛾” and “COVID-1–2–3.”
by MathPlus November 9, 2021
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circus math

Math used when the intent is to confuse, confound or falsify the true calculations.
By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.
by FragileSanity72 April 24, 2009
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hood math

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.
Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math
by Kocfight23 December 1, 2018
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Reflex Math

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.
Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?
by Amon128 February 16, 2022
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The creator of math

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
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Xi Math

When math curriculums in China are expected to subtly incorporate some of Emperor Xi’s thought as well as to praise the mixed achievements of past and present mainland Chinese mathematicians and their IMO mathletes-medalists as part of the country’s rich mathematical heritage—when political ideology and mathematical glory could serve as a catalyst to raising the quantitative literacy or numeracy of a billion-odd people.
Brainwashing hundreds of millions of schoolchildren, including targeting those in the Chinese diaspora, with Xi math could usher in a new era in math education worldwide, which could challenge the elitist or supremacist position of Western math in coming decades—when exporting China math worldwide under the guise of raising global numeracy could be a modern form of intellectual colonialism.
by MathPlus September 5, 2021
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