loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser

"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."

by Doff-doff October 20, 2013

Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.

Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!

by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023

Load the dishwasher

To cum inside of a woman

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.

by anonymous November 14, 2023

Full Loading

Fucking a girl right before she has to take a dump.

I can only squirt while I'm full loading

by frognog January 3, 2019

pittsburgh load

A heavy load of cum that goes well with french fries and cold slaw

Your dad is from Pittsburgh and probably shoots a Pittsburgh Load in your step mom

by Dinkle1981 May 18, 2018

Two load tango

When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.

Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.

by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022

Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch

"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"

by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016