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vintage kids 

High school kids who listen to 30's and 40's jazz and swing music,enjoy swing and jitterbug dancing,use old slang from same era, dress "normal" and also enjoy vintage movies.First heard at Terra Linda High School,San Rafael California.
Were you at Danas party?
Yea It was all vintage kids. Music, dancing,they even had a an old musical from the 30's on the flat screen.
vintage kids by viviandarkbloom March 23, 2008
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Jerry's Kids 

Beer Drinking Game!
Each player takes turns casting seven pennies onto a table (or the floor). The casting player gives away one drink for each "heads", and consumes one drink for each "tails". Easy way to remember: Give head, get tail

Progressive Jerry's Kids - add one penny each round (after all players have thrown)

This game is rated Boot Factor 5 - high potential for gastro-intestinal evacuation
Dude, we killed the keg playing Jerry's Kids last night.
Jerry's Kids by 100:10100 December 10, 2007

Theater kids 

Those kids in high school who spent their lives doing drama classes and school plays. They travel in packs, and most attempt to be hipsters, but just come across as really weird. They sing randomly.
Jen: Yo, my bf is taking drama 1, gotta get him out! Can't have him mingling with them theater kids!

Anna: Girl, you best find yoself a new one, they probs already got to him. Damn theater kid bitches are like a frickin cult.

Jen: Yeahh, i was thinking of askin out brad. he pretty chill

Anna: NAHHHHH gurl, he signed up fo alice and wonderland dis year. He gone buns.

Jen: Fckin theater kids.
Theater kids by #funky June 14, 2012

Touches kids 

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.
"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

scene kids

scene kids are teenagers who are trying to be different or unique. Some scene kids are truly...cool. but MOST scene kids are obsessed with themselves. Constantly dying their hair, buying The Adventures of Flapjack shirts from HotTopic, wearing children backpacks, taking pictures of themselves, seeing how tight their jeans can get, twittering and myspacing how much they cut themselves everyday, looking up random bands they've just heard of and saying that their in love with them, seeing how tight and colorful their jeans can get, drawing dinosaurs on stuff, loading on unattractive make-up and touching peoples faces. Not to be confused with indies. Indies happen to be very original, and Scene Kids are just posers. Indies don't try to get attention. Indies don't buy ripped pants, they just happen to rip when they're rocking out in their own band. Scene Kids are just wanting attention...I think some of them really are inside "Scene" but most are just being someone they arn't because they want people to notice them...I think it's sad. REMEMBER: HYPERACTIVE=UNATRACTIVE
scene kids by whydoesitmatteranyways December 24, 2009

scene kids

Evidence that modern subcultures are progressivley sinking deeper into the shitter.

Scene? No depth at all beyond excessive vanity, (Good fucking god. The world's being taken over by trashy, clashing barbiedoll clones.), and must have uber-cute girly obsessions. You immediately choose to like your little dino's? Glitter? Eyeliner? Hello Kitty? Invader Zim? Jack Skellington? Photography? Great job at making things cheap for people with genuine interest in it.

Even classic sub-cultures with depth like goth and punk going back 30 years ago have been reduced to shallow, childish fads that have no place out of teenage years.

You know a generation has failed when people in it thinks it sucks ass. I stand by my opinion.
Scene kids are dissapointing.
scene kids by R'Amen December 5, 2010

Scene kids

Kids that where skinny jeans, and t-shirts from hottopic with a bunch of colorful bracelets and bead necklaces to go with it , for most scene kids there hair is often teased and resembles the color of puke, they usually have a lot of trashy style mascara on.

Scene kids usually have had over 10 girl/boyfriends in other words most scene kids are whore/man whores and nobody likes them but they like to think that they do , scenes may look nice and girl from the outside but don't judge a book by it's cover because most of them are bitch ass drama queens.

Many scene kids are mallrats.
look at them kids over there in that corner they're Scene kids
Scene kids by nick shredder November 6, 2011