Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010

Insta-Jerky

Another word for bacon

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!

by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 29, 2012

fraternity jerky

When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.

Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.

by a concerned citizen02 November 20, 2013

chicago jerry

When you are having sex and feel like you are going to ejaculate; you taze yourself with a cattle prod. This will cause you to ejaculate and shit on your partner simultaneously.

She is about to get a Chicago Jerry.

by Sicktwistedman69 February 27, 2016

bye jerry

When you don't want to be quite as rude as bye Felicia but you still wanna slay a bitch without them knowing.

Bye!
Bye Jerry:)
Huh?
Exactly;)

by Flamed tomato July 17, 2016

angry jerry

When a older age man with a saggy squabble hops on top of his pony amd performs highly. Upon his unmounting of his fair maiden he gives a great big fart that burns his asshole making him red hot with anger.

Your grandfather perfomed an angry jerry last night

by AbcdefgGETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME March 5, 2017