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Jerk Chicken

Someone who insults people or their work while hiding behind a computer.
They are usually angry about something else and assume so much, especially that they are an expert.
The angry Anonymous jerk chicken complained about my work in the Forum to find plenty of other chickens to roost with. But they all ended up fried, dove into the hot oil of stupidity together, in front of everyone.
by BurgleCut May 30, 2019
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jerk

There are as many women who are jerks as there are men.
by J Doe 7 May 15, 2021
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Jeckling

The Most Beautiful Girl To Ever Exist There Is Nobody Else Like Her She’s A Great Kisser And She Loves Hugs Shes A Keeper And Deserves To Be Loved She’s A Smart Intelligent Person And Everyone Loves Her Shes A Vibe And Shes Also Pretty Cute
Boy: Is that Jeckling?
Her Bf: Yeah that is but she’s my gf
Boy: Shes So Hot
Her Bf: I’ll Slap The Hell Out Of You If You Keep Calling Her Those Names
Boy: Damn i’m sorry
Her Bf: You Should Be!
by SomebodyYouTotallyDontKnow November 22, 2021
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Earth Jerk

When a girl digs a hole and you lay down in it. She then covers you until only your erect penis is sticking out of the ground and starts to jerk you off.
I was so drunk last night I let a girl give me a earth jerk 2 feet under.
by jerksmcgee June 8, 2011
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phantom jerk

The act of masturbating an invisible penis with your hand in an effort to either piss people off or make them laugh depending on the situation.
This drunk asshole started shit with this waiter at Denny's the other night and when his friends started dragging him out he kept yelling at the poor guy. My friend Dan thought he was a dick like me so he started doing the phantom jerk. His girlfriend thought it was hilarious but he got pissed at us. When the asshole asked what our problem was Dan just did a toothy grin and said "problem?"
by Bassnium.exe October 29, 2011
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turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 August 19, 2016
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wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015
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