jason

a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips

jason is really GAY

by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022

Jason

A guy who is very shy. He is also a loser. Plus he is a simp

Jason is a sad loser

by Bob245855 September 23, 2020

Jason

Jason...a guy who drinks a lot, plays guitar and knows stuff!

Oh you're just like A Jason, you drink lots, play guitar (badly) and know stuff! (Fuck all)

by Lolly 82 April 28, 2021

Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,

Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up

by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019

Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jason Carr

Fine,cutie,handsome af

Jason Carr is pretty damn fine

by Blaaaaaaa123345 May 13, 2025

Jason Sus

He is a kid who masturbates every second, every single damn night. He is a jerk offer and has a skill issue..

Oh LOOK! There is a Jason Sus kid!

by swcoolkid October 9, 2022