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Binghamton Hipster

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This is a term primarily used to refer to outdated looking wannabes who still refer to themselves as "hipsters". They will usually sport striped t-shirts or flannels and skinny jeans, and generally think mustaches and PBR are still "hip". They frequently gather at pop-punk shows, where other Binghamton Hipsters continually perpetuate the myth that all of this is somehow still cool or relevant. The term originated in Binghamton, NY- a place where the internet is apparently stuck in 2008 and people still sit around discussing how "indie" Death Cab For Cutie's first album is.
Binghamton Hipster: "Well I definitely wouldn't say I'm a hipster, I'm just really into the underground music scene..."

Me: "Don't worry, I would never say you were a hipster, but you are definitely a Binghamton Hipster, speaking of, do you want any of my old Taking Back Sunday cd's from the 8th grade?"
by Hailey Porter September 4, 2013
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(n.) An individual/group marked mostly by their cynical, ironic and intellectually elitist ideals(or lack thereof), who claim to denounce corporate interests and the bourgeois lifestyle, yet contradict these sentiments by their own behavior.
hipster mentality vs. lifestyle

'The majority of people are mindless consumers shopping at the mall and dictated by their desire to buy the perfect house, clothing article, car... et al... '

At same time spends a majority of money earned being a dishwasher/bartender/cook at American Apparel/Urban Outfitters/Goodwill, cigarettes, beer, show tickets, and overinflated rent in the part of town that isn't exactly 'safe' but gentrified enough to not worry about being shot in the day.
by ohwhateverman December 29, 2010
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a wannabe indie. a hipster is the asshole version of an indie person who cares about fashion and looking "cool".
1: "hey isn't sally indie?"
2: "no, she wishes. she's a stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else because she likes fashion and photography. im sorry to say, but she's just another hipster."
1: "isn't that similar to an indie person?"
2: "yes, but indie people don't care what they look like to other people, that's why they are independent."
by a non uh muss December 5, 2009
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Hipster

Douche who misunderstands the concept of irony. Often self-righteous, and thinks he/she are cooler than and have a special knowledge above everyone else. Drink PBR for reasons other than the taste. Don't realize that when the counter culture became the main stream culture (in the 60s), being part of the counter culture makes them part of mainstream culture.
"You wouldn't understand, it's a hipster thing."
"Oh no, I understand. You're a heterofag that thinks they're better than anyone who doesn't share your exact beliefs."
by Guysittinginachair November 8, 2009
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n. adj. from the English "hip" meaning too cool for public school. Anyone beneath the age of 40 who gives a shit about Brian Eno, David Bowie, and Jorge Luis Borges. Typically majors in English, Visual Arts, or Film Studies. Wouldn't be caught dead wearing any shoe other than Vans or Chuck Taylors. Considers local bands no one's ever heard of more important than food and shelter. Considers moving from the suburbs to a former ghetto a justified version of "white flight". Can be seen in abundance in Portland, Oregon and Williamsburg, Brooklyn; and to a lesser extent Austin, Texas and Athens, Georgia.
I used to like The Flaming Lips, but my HIPSTER friend suggested that Cat Power was more my speed.
by Camp Lickalotta March 10, 2008
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Since it seemed you didn't know the proper definition and terms of the word "Hipster" and looked it up and not have the balls to show that you are not as smart as you seem, I shall increase your knowledge to maximum fold by the tenth power by thoroughly explaining in great detail on what a Hipster is, how you can succeed at being a Hipster, and if you have the Asshole-like qualities to be one. :)

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One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. Typically a Hipster can be identified by vintage or thrift-store bought clothing, a taste for obscure or underground music, a penchant for irony and an elitist attitude. Use a great deal of sarcasm, claim to be ironic. Listen to Indie Rock, or anything else non-mainstream. Tend to troll, but only when necessary. Enjoys eating various kids cereal(such as Kix, Lucky Charms, Fruity Pebels). Drinks coffee,tea, and the occasional energy drink; enjoys all three beverages vigorously. Uses enormous words to seem smarter and more hipster-like. Often times mistaken for being Indie or Scene.
•A hipster will read this, realize it's true, and love it because it's ironic.
•Q: how many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What, you don't know?
Look At This Hipster give various good examples of Hipster kids.
by KodakThisVivian July 22, 2011
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Cowboy Hipster

Those who spend their time shaving their facial hair in odd ways specifically for parties with themes you wouldn't know about. They tuck their non-Levi's jeans into their vintage cowboy boots and stop at random ranches to take pictures with their Canon Rebel. Often fans of Miike Snow, and spend their spare time making their own random songs on their iPhone.
Their diet mainly consists of taquitos and wine.
Typically found in Santa Ynez, California, or in caves far far away from civilization.
Wow, he's wearing turquoise colored boots and has a camera around his neck? Must be a cowboy hipster.
by Asparagus Face July 24, 2012
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