Blue goose

A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.

Have you seen Daniel? He's acting like a blue goose.

by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022

Goose poop

Farting semen out of your asshole.

She left a goose poop on my bed

by #Ihateithere March 11, 2022

COOK YOUR GOOSE

Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone

Jhon: I bet I can date her first!

Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!

by Caleb Cummins March 16, 2022

Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022

Goose Group

A place where straight people are a minority and gays are to lonely to get laid

U looked in goose group lately?
Yea ethan fucked my nan again

by Unn0 March 25, 2022

The Great Goose March

The March of a long line of geese across a busy road, holding up traffic and ruining everyone's day because geese are selfish bastards who only want vengeance.

Sorry I'm late, The Great Goose March was taking place on the highway!

by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 26, 2022

Goose

Goose is the best cat ever he always is chill and doesn’t give a crap about anything.He is very caring and loves to hang out with you.He loves to make bread on blankets but does not like to cuddle.

Wow it’s goose the cat

by ilovemycats123 April 3, 2022