Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.

Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.

by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017

Fake it February

The No Nut November for girls. Girls must go 28 (or maybe 29) days without having an orgasm.

Rules:
1. No orgasams

2. Feel free to fake it

Bf: sorry babe it’s No Nut November

Gf: whatever just remember I’m doing Fake it February

by Webademude November 11, 2019

Fake Agbero

Kids with working class parents that left the capital of Nigeria to rent apartments with their parents money in urban-rural part of Lagos

these boys are fake agberos, one broken bottle and they ran off

by yungpurpchicago December 16, 2019

fake fortnite

Its any fortnite rip off, main is creative destruction, some other smaller ones are Realm Royale and Strucid

#1: Bro why are you playing fake fortnite

#2: This game is trash lets hop on fake fortnite instead

by HahaEcksDee October 1, 2020

fake

you

lol fake

by a stranger 🙀 October 8, 2020

Fakeisraeli

Fakeisraeli is a term used to describe people who pretend to be middle eastern but they are in fact from South America or regions near.

Yo, you seen that kid B’Artaghan? He a Fakeisraeli.

by Nischu February 28, 2021

Fake Anything

When your friend says he's okay with anything but is actually not really okay with anything(everything).

You: Jeremy Tan, What should we have for lunch?
Jeremy Tan: Anything
You: Okay I'll get us some pizza.
Jeremy Tan: Can we not have pizza today?

You: Okay.. then I get us Chicken Rice instead.
Jeremy Tan: Sorry I just had chicken rice yesterday, maybe other food options?
You: what? fake anything.. *unfriend* *block*

by Calebby January 12, 2022