Deuce in Dry-Dock

The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.

"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."

by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011

Texas Dry Rub

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.

by apt279 May 16, 2019

dry old fashioned

A Hand-Job with no lube or spit.

We didn't have sex, but she gave me a dry old fashioned in the car.

by Billtown September 24, 2013

Dry Dick December

immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december

Rules:

- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)

- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes

- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock

- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock

Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

Tuscan Dry Rub

The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.

Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?

by YeetFlakes September 30, 2017

Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

letting the paint dry

A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).

Dude what's taking bill so long in the bathroom?

He must have been letting the paint dry!

by C.C.R. Boss December 16, 2011