cocking around

Doing nothing, being unproductive. Very similar to "dicking around", but one is cocking around when he/she is dicking around when he/she is supposed to be doing work or something important.

At my job, I was supposed to be completing the TPS reports, but I was cocking around instead.

by Jake "midg3ts" Herman February 28, 2007

Hair Cock

A bulge in a females bathing suit or underwear formed because of absurd amounts of pubic hair.

"I went to the beach and realized that my girlfriend had a giant hair cock."

by tag-nut March 21, 2009

Christmas Cock

A penis that is thick at the base, and tapers to a point, much like the branches of a Christmas tree.

He should decorate and put a star on top of that Christmas Cock, in honor of the holiday season.

by MissGrumplebottom December 11, 2010

Brad's Cock

An Abnormally large Penis that throbs and pulsates when Erect, with a large blue vein bulging through the middle.

Man I'm glad i dint have sex with him last night i heard he had "Brad's Cock"

by paintballbat216 December 16, 2011

cock parade

A large group of males with no women present, walking around with nothing to do.

Jesus, look at Quinn and his friends. What a cock parade.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

cock cannibal

1. One who intentionally, habitually, and enthusiastically ingests/eats human penis, either cooked or uncooked (may be wrapped in a sushi roll, tortilla, or pancake)usually fetish related, sometimes done for religious or tax purposes.

2. Dick Cheney

That cock cannibal vice president, Dick Cheney, ate my penis!

by shy jason October 16, 2005

cock napkin

Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.

"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"

by Pascali June 13, 2005