Messy Clam Sandwich

When you eat a super wet pussy and get clam juice all over your face

Dude should have shaved before he had that Messy Clam Sandwich, now everyone knows

by dookieheaddyfreddy December 18, 2011

alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

by WhiskeyShits October 19, 2015

texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.

Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.

by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015

Georgia Clam Bake

When you ejaculate in a woman and come back the next day to perform cunnilingus and taste the previous days activities.

Jenn forgot to take a shower last night and I accidentally gave her a Georgia clam Bake this morning.

by Brandee Boi May 5, 2022

Clam with air biscuit

Girl farting while she receives oral sex

Daniele gave me a clam with air biscuit last night.

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018

hairy clam roll

Unshaved dirty pussy

That bitch has a Nasty hairy clam roll

by lucky kehd July 31, 2015