Buttered Toast

To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob

The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)

by Oh. Yes. May 30, 2019

nacho butter

The little dribble of ass juice that collects on your nacho.

"I made that bitch lick off my nacho butter last night when she was giving me head!"

by Skizzle Matizzle January 10, 2006

peanut butter heart attack

That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.

"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"

"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."

by optimus primed May 3, 2012

churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.

"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"

by j.h.520 June 24, 2008

drop it like a slippery stick of butter

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.

Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!

by BigCatSkibbie November 21, 2010

I can't believe it's not butter!

A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.

<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.

by potatoninja August 27, 2015

truffle butter

A type of butter containing truffles. Truffle butter is considered gourmet. High quality truffle butter is often expensive.

Nicki Minaj references truffle butter in her new song as way of expressing her expensive taste.

by Claire Voyant February 7, 2015