she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

super.cool.bagels

super.cool.bagels Is a cool person whose pro nouns are he/him/xe.He has the coolest pfp and is very amazing!

Anyone: super.cool.bagels Is the best

by Hamilton fan July 3, 2021

Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021

im_a_bagel_hehe

Very swag account ngl

User1: OMG did you see im_a_bagel_hehe's newest video!

User2: I sure did! They have the coolest videos!

by Im_a_bagel_hehe September 2, 2021

The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.

I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.

by BetterBagel November 23, 2021

Brunsås och bagera

Wien you. Wien you do it

Du är lika ful som brunsås och bagera

by Brunsås lover February 7, 2022