A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.

going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.

fort meyers beach by Donn1980 November 12, 2017

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

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Don't Trash My Beach

When someone tries to ruin something you thought was cool. Similar to the phrase "Don't rain on my parade"

Guy " mmm this coffee is delicious."
Guys friend "is it fair trade?"
Guy "Don't Trash My Beach"

"I thought you said it was going to be nice?"

"Dude, Don't Trash My Beach."

Don't Trash My Beach by Goddessamani March 13, 2019

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North Myrtel Beach

North Myrtel Beach is fun of potheads, preps, white bitches that try to act black, drug dealers, & everyone being fake. it’s the worst place to live in let alone going to school there. watch out who you tell your secrets too... might as well go to Myrtle Beach , NMB School Teams suck ass.

North Myrtel Beach full of fake bitches

North Myrtel Beach by fuckthisschool3 April 22, 2019