Money Badger

The Money Badger is the most gangster animal in the animal kingdom.
It just takes what it wants, and has no regard for any other animal whatsoever.
Nothing can stop the Money Badger when it's patrollin.
The Money Badger does the work, and all the other animals just get the scraps.

Those boys just rolled through here like Money Badgers!.They don't give a shit!

by C. Money Badger June 23, 2016

scum bagel

When your bagel doesn't have cream cheese on it.

"He has a scum bagel".
"Yeah, won't even let him but cream cheese on it".

by Brian4reel November 27, 2016

Red Badger

A red badger is a man with no penis, they're often making bad jokes.

Person 1: Did you hear about Dylan?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Some girls were saying he's a red badger.

by FloralSkies23 June 9, 2017

trash bagel

A homeless individual caught in their natural habitat eating cheesy ,garbage juice soaked bagel

Omg look over there we got a trash bagel ninja going ham on that ham trash bagel hamster

by Billythekidtrash bagel May 7, 2018

fish badger

Advertising and creative industry terminology when you pitch two separate creative ideas - a fish and a badger and the client makes you mush the two together.

The client just fish badgered the creative ideas

by Saatchi Stress Head February 25, 2021

Jen-Badgering

When someone named Jen badgers someone constantly over deadlines or other information.

She won't stop Jen-Badgering me over this email.

by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021

Everything Bagel

When one jizzes on the butthole and seasons it with fresh tears, a snot rocket and a lougie.

We had a wild night that ended with an everything bagel in the morning

by CozyRoyale April 15, 2022