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Might as well plow on sunday 

Used when some one has been slaking off to explain what else they could have been doing. Synonym for procrastinating. Comes from "The Crucible" by arthur miller where John Proctor is accused of plowing on sunday.
Example 1:
P1: "Dude i spent all night watching tv instead of doing my english home work."
P2:"Idiot you might as well have been plowing on sunday"
Example 2:
P1: "Wanna hang out tomorrow?"
P2: "I might as well plow on sunday."
Gear.Aquisition.Syndrome - This problem plagues fishermen during the winter/ off season when they purchase tons of useless shit, because they cant get out and fish....
Bassmaster has gas (killer gas) but I have G.A.S, the gas station has gas, but Clammer has G.A.S,

A.D.I.D.A.S. 

All Day I Diss All Slobs


Crips call Bloods 'slobs' A lotta crips wear Adidas(and definately not Calvin Klein, CK- Crip Killa)
All I wear is Adidas, you know why Playa!
A.D.I.D.A.S. by Joe P November 28, 2003
F.A.S.- Fuck ass shit. Generally a person who acts like a fuck ass and shits on everyhting else. Your typical rich white chedda mother fucker.Or a person that just doesnt give a shit about anything. Work any retail job and your sure to cross one.
That last customer was a real f.a.s. spent 2 hours helping him and he didn't buy anything.

Anyone that stays on there cell phone while you are trying to talk to them is a real f.a.s.
F.A.S. by T.M.C.C. March 13, 2008

M*A*S*H* 

This word means mansion*apartment*shack*house. It is a game that people play to see what their future will hold. you also pick hot guys so your husband is hot!
JGUT, will you m*a*s*h* me?
sure, pick 2 guys, 2 cars, etc...
M*A*S*H* by jesslicious May 30, 2006

happy as a goldfish in the sea 

happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye.....well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. But nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. I rest my case. Plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!!
''euan, look at my pants!!!Do u like my pants, heee heeee hooo hooo, jan cant stop rockiiiiin!''