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Dooky change

1) An amount of money that is less than a dollar, consisting of coins.

2) An undesirable amount of change that you can't really buy anything with.
A)
"Yeah, I was standing at the counter and she handed me back some Dooky change. What am I supposed to do with that?"

B)
Person 1- "Let's go to the strip club!"
Person 2- "No way man those girls aren't worth Dooky change."
by Brandon Mc January 16, 2008
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Ohio oil change

The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change
Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.
by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024
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Long Changed

Antonym of short-changing. When you get more than you bargained for, and not necessarily in a good way.
When you think you're done with all your reps, but then your trainer says, "Just FIVE more!" You have been long changed.
by snigglefitz November 28, 2019
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chunky change

when a fat amke or female (fat ass boo) playz u for money to buy drugs (u no u want tha crack)
Gimme My Crack money ya fuckin chunky change!!
by Da KaE February 7, 2004
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Government Time Change Time

when the government tries to convince you that you're "saving" time during daylight "savings" time. the true lions will rise and not kiss big uncle sam's feet!! the goverment is taking our time away at our prime and then giving it back with a little bow on it!! they are trumanizing us all!! wake up sheeple.
Daylight "Savings" Time is the spawn of all earthy evil. We should rename it Government Time Change Time (GTCT), rise now warriors of time!!
by trumanizedcaptive November 6, 2022
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on change

When something or someone is incredibly on point.
Alex: Yoo nuts shot bro
Tom: thanks man my 3 pointers are on change right now
by heromastercheetoeater337 June 1, 2016
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chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.
I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.
by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013
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