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after the fact

A euphemism for "after intercourse".
"The National Institutes of Health convened a group of experts that year to address the question 'What is the scientific evidence on the effectiveness of latex male condom-use sic to prevent STD transmission during vaginal intercourse?'

Most of the relevant published studies, they found, didn't use the kind of experimental design you'd want to see – i.e., prospective design, in which the researcher compiles data by following the subjects' behavior going forward, rather than gathering data after the fact."
by Lepus July 20, 2008
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After Dinner Mint

When a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face.
After banging your sister I totally gave her an after dinner mint - It got all over her face!
by AndesMints December 9, 2011
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Afternoon delight

When you discover that an often overlooked cable channel broadcasts WKRP reruns at 3:00 pm
Afternoon delight is great. Herb Tarlek is great. Bailey Quarters is great.............
by A. Horace Isahors April 9, 2005
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afterbang

sometimes when ur skiing, you land a trick so well that it can only be described with the word "lax," so skiers made their own word, afterbang to replace it.
Did you see that guy snowplow? He afterbanged the whole way through.
by john 345345 January 11, 2011
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afterburner

Receiving anal sex after having eaten a VERY spicy meal.
Guy: Dude, go easy on those jalapenos
Girl: My boyfriend loves anal, so I'm giving him the afterburner
Guy: Ouch....
by John Jacobsen Junior March 30, 2009
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After-Shit

An after-shit is an uncommon phenomenon which occurs after taking a normal shit. Usually, minutes after completing your first dump, you unexpectedly shit again. Whether or not you are on the can is inconsequential.
John thought he was done in the bathroom, but one change of pants later, he learned to respect the dreaded after-shit.
by Oaff January 19, 2012
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day after next

Vince, Matt and Billy. One hottie, one emo dude, and one crazyass mutha-fucka.
Did you see Day After Next at Peabodie's? Vince took his shirt off, Matt was rocking out, and Billy beat his head with a drum stick!
by Long Gone September 7, 2003
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