White Wednesday

The day before Thanksgiving, aka the biggest bar night of the year.

Jim: What are you doing on White Wednesday?
Jon: Getting shitfaced so I can sleep straight through the Lions game the next day.

by BigWillieX November 17, 2009

ash wednesday

Catholic Holy Day observed 40 days prior to Good Friday, where believers walk around with dirt X on their forehead in order to flaunt their holiness.

Normal Guy: Dude, you have some dirt on your face
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!

by Andrew Thrillson March 5, 2004

scro-wedgie

A wedgie involving the scrotum, hence the name. Usually is caused naturally.

dude i tolatally have scro-wedgie.

by the golden pfist December 11, 2006

tuna wedgie

When a woman is wearing jeans with a belt, you grab her belt buckle & jerk up sharply... driving her crotch seam deep into her cunt... giving her a beautiful Mega Cameltoe.

Debbie pissed me off so much, I hauled off and gave her a tuna wedgie... You should have heard her squeal. Mark had his camera out and managed to get a great picture of her sweet new Mega Cameltoe...

by Capt. Morgan made me do it... October 24, 2006

Wedgie

When a real pal grabs you by the back of your underwear and gives a good yanking.

Classic use can be seen in: The Mask.

Oh, he ain't pretty no more.

by Yavo November 13, 2003

arsene wenger

An obnoxious and/or moronic person.

"Don't be such an Arsene Wenger."

by Claire June 5, 2005

wedgitarian

One who has no wedgies in their fashion diet.

"Ugh, that dude needs to become a wedgitarian. It looks like his butt is eating his pants."

by twizza June 1, 2007