Throwback wank

A masturbation session done when thinking about or looking at pictures of someone from your past. Could be an ex-girlfriend from a few years back, your high school geography teacher, or anyone you no longer interact with.

With no clubs open and no chances to meet new people, all James could do was knock out a few throwback wanks every night.

by J. Domain February 26, 2021

choke wank

Wanking while choking yourself, being choked by someone else while you wank or being choked by someone else while they wank you

Im going to have the best choke wank tonight

by shukkka November 16, 2016

Wank Blank

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.

Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”

by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

Lil Wank

a Rapper from Denmark

Person 1: you heard the hit song Robloz and Mines
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic

by Danish Gamer 123 September 3, 2019

micro wank

When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.

Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.

That was a good little micro wank

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 1, 2017

the light is wank

what you say When there is no light in your room

The light is wank

by YTBENNYGPLAYZ June 15, 2020

consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.

We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.

by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014