Voiceturbator

A person who is turned on by the sound of their own voice and is able satisfy themselves sexually just by hearing themselves talk.

Word Origin: Likely Northern U.K.

What's up with that Voiceturbator in yesterday's meeting? I'm pretty sure he's faking that accent.

by GoodyNYC March 18, 2009

volume ADD

The insistence that the volume need be changed constantly for no apparent reason other than to change the volume.

Joseph: Dude, my mom wouldn't stop changing the volume in the car.
Robert: She must be volume ADD.

by DoesntAfraidOfAnything November 25, 2009

Voltemand

The character in Shakespeare's "Hamlet" a.k.a. the character that must not be named.

"Dude, you got Voltemand? Is that a guy or girl?"
"No Idea. but look at this wicked ink I get!"

by Georgie Greene January 7, 2010

volcancellation

variant(s) volcancelation, vulcancellation
verb
1. the act or instance of canceling, delaying, postponing, and generally ruining a scheduled flight or travel plan due to an Icelandic volcanic eruption and its ensuing ash plume.

"Hey man, I thought you were supposed to be in Vienna?"

"Yeah, well, thanks to the Eyjafjallajökull eruption, it's been one volcancellation after another, and its impossible to get through to the airline and rebook my flight! Its a nightmare!"

"Curses!"

by stryyyker April 19, 2010

Vote gesturing

When a contestant on a reality show pretend dial and text and hold up the number of fingers that represents which number contestant he/she is in order to convey to the viewing audience who it should vote for to continue on in the show.

After performing his act, the magician began vote gesturing in hopes that the public will keep him on the show.

by spc20 August 9, 2010

Volunbeering

Volunteering your time or helping out at a beer festival. Also applies to volunteers helping out at a brewery.

Can't go out, I'm volunbeering at the beer fest today.

by kurtles! September 30, 2010

Vortexual

of, or pertaining to, a vortex. resembling a vortex, particularly the movement of energy in relation to a singularity at its source, as in a whirpool or blackhole.

more than its sister word vortical, vortexual conveys the notion that any event can also be contextualised in its relationship with other events that might or might not be connected by the same vortex.

hints at the fabric of space time continuum.

her dream of the sky swirling with clouds, planets and stars could only be described as vortexual, since it was clear that everything she was seeing would all shortly disappear into a single micro dot of ultimate density on the event horizon. she became aware of a vortexual sensation of sick in her stomach and knew immediately that everything, including herself, was spinning in exactly the same spiraling way, towards an inevitable centre.

when and how that would take place, she could not fathom, yet she could not deny how she felt. she felt vortexual, as if her very soul had a texture inextricably linked to the fabric of the universe.

by MemphisofMoses October 29, 2010