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White Vampire

The scrutinous act of felching a man (anal sex, followed by milkmans day inside, then sucking it out with the mouth) and letting it drip down your mouth freely as if you were a vampire
Jesus! dont white vampire all over the sheets, you could have at least swallowed it...
by JustAnotherDose June 29, 2009
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vampolarphant

mason the coolest "man" i know is the leader of all vampolarphants it takes the greatest people in the universe to be one... if your not one all you can do is pray and try your hardese to be one,, but i think we both know you wont ever be one... its plain and simple its pretty imposssible to be as rad as the vampolarphants mason and missy mason the leader is in charge of everything and knows whatsssup he is the rarerest vampolarphant to find if ya catch him you hit a high on luck
Mason is sucha a vampolarphant it's crazy how supreme he can be.
by VaMPoLaRPHaNt May 7, 2010
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vamp tramp

A punk rock poser princess who is more than willing to pick your scab and suck the blood for your acceptance.
I met this sleazy vamp tramp at a card game who sucked my budedies bloody arm because he had an awesome faux hawk
by Craig Bullock aka Mr. Crap August 20, 2006
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Vamp

Vamp is a style particularily similer to goth.
Yes, vamp is short for vampire, but obviously, as humans we cant be dead and living at the same time, nor be immortal.

Vamps usually have an interest in large chains (such as ones used to hold down trees) and very heavy clothing, usually consisting of chains. (also a gothic style)

Some, but not all vamps enjoy the taste of blood, maybe from biting their lip, or licking blood off of a reopened cut or scab, it's not really nasty, probably just a bad habbit.

Vamps are NOT (or rarely) gay... and people who say they are can kiss my ass.
Your regular weight without clothes on 140 lbs
Your weight after putting traditional vamp clothes on: 150 lbs
by Krayse September 16, 2006
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King Vamp

A sorry ass goth man that makes noises into the mic and calls it trap music
Yo did you hear that new King Vamp
Yeah that shit was ass
by RecklessFades January 9, 2022
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Vampire Traffic

noun : When there is a halting or slowing down of cars on a major highway all because they saw the sun shinning in their eyes and are so frightened that they need to slam on their brakes.

This is usually done by morons that don't know their car is equipped with a visor to prevent exactly this occurrence.
Also more common in areas after an overpass, or after a highway wall.
It will ruin your life because you'll realize that you just sat in traffic because a couple of people thought the giant yellow thing was going to kill them and slowed down to a crawl.
"Sorry Im late I was driving on the LIE when I hit some bad Vamire traffic."

"just had to replace my bumper because of some vampire traffic."
by T.J.X February 21, 2010
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Vampire Sweat

A sparkly substance that covers the body of a vampire when he/she/it stands in the sun.
The highly popular series Twilight spread a false rumor about vampires having sparkly skin, when in fact the sparkly substance that covers the skin is merely vampire sweat, as shown in the movie Twilight.
by ubiquitousbringerofbadnews February 27, 2011
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