Ur auntie asexual 

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes

Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

Ur auntie asexual by JetStreamSam May 12, 2018

Ur entire genus likes penis 

The absolute, unequaled god-tier insult of the "ur mom gay, lol" insults. It is so strong that an entire genus living creatures dies as a result of evoking it.

German Shepard Dog: *Barks
Owner: Shut up, ur entire genus likes penis!
*Every German Shepard in existance explodes, and the remains evaporate out of existance

Ur entire genus likes penis by Neil deGrasse Tyson Chicken May 15, 2018

ur nephew LGBTQ 

Not the worst, but a realatively strong comeback derived from the sexualality relations insult group. This can beat everything up to and including “ur brother” a mother but overpowered by “ur granny a tranny”.

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Ur brother a mother

Person 2: Ur nephew LGBTQ
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny

*Person 2 walks away and accepts defeat*

ur nephew LGBTQ by Shoeless219 May 16, 2018

Ur Mom Da Bomb 

Originated From Ur Mom Gay, Ur Granny A Tranny, Ur Sister A Mister. But This Is More Deadly, This Word Compliments Your Moms Vagina And How Bomb Her Pussy Was, Beware If A Ten Year Old Minecraft Virgin Says This To You As You Will Die And Descend To Hell.

Matt: Ur Mom Gay lol
Minecraft Virgin: No U
Matt: Ur Granny A Tranny
Minecraft Virgin; ur Mom Da Bomb
Matt * Descends Into Hell And Is Raped By Ten Year Old Minecraft Youtubers

Ur Mom Da Bomb by MichaelIsAFuckingFag May 22, 2018

Ur Mommy Gay 

You mom so gay that when she took a gay test she got the top score

Ur Mommy Gay lol 👊🏿

Ur Mommy Gay by s u c k m y d i c September 22, 2018

Ur Family Tree LGBT 

One of the worst, most downright, twisted comebacks known to human kind. can only be countered by "No U" and "Ur nazi buzzy".

Josh: Ur mom gae
Daniel: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur Granny Tranny
Daniel: Ur uncky Funky
Josh: Ur Sister a mister
Daniel: * Falls to his knees* I am sorry...... UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!!!
Josh: Ur- NANI?! *Banish to th Realm of Darkness*

Ur Family Tree LGBT by Slashthenight October 23, 2018

Ur Family Tree LGBT 

The imortal brethren of the “ur...” jokes DO NOT USE LIGHTLY YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE SEVERE PTSD THEY CAN DIE IN STANTLY IF THEY ARE A NORMIE

Joe: u smell like ass
Jim: ur mom gay

Joe: ur dad lesbian

Jim: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*joe dies of herpes and other stds, legs explode, then face implodes then the rest of his body!!!! Fucking dies!!!!

Ur Family Tree LGBT by Imtheurjokegod February 20, 2019