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Eating things 

The proper name for food
Eating things by Joshey2284 May 14, 2021
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What In the stranger things? 

It's like the saying "what the hell" but what I'm the stranger things. When you come across something so wierd/odd/strange. You say it out loud ! Naturally
I went to the mall , and everyone was frozen , I knew I wasn't in a dream, I was like "What in the stranger things?"

Thigh Smother 

A Wrestling move involving a girl, ussually with thick thighs, putting her thighs on a guy or girl's mouth and nose, smothering them
and ussually knocking them out. Preferred clothing is a flimsy

skirt.
Izzy thigh smothered marco with her mighty thunder thighs, knocking him out and almost killing him.
Thigh Smother by Lichkingisraphel October 27, 2011

lil thang 

Word used to describe a very beautiful woman, fine ass woman, or like Juvenile would say "a big, fine, muther__er. Not just a sexy ass Sista but any female that's at least a 8 or better on 1 to 10 scale
Man you should have came to the party last night. Shawty and me ran into two spanish lil thangs.

Man you see that lil thang with all that ass. I gots to have her
lil thang by Spitfyha September 2, 2005

Pink Church of Blonde Things 

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.
blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!

That's why we can't have nice things 

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"