Pocket full of change

When your boss makes 6 figures But gives you a hand full of coins to pay for their lunch

"What this rich bitch doin with a pocket full of change?"

by Sheep1081 April 24, 2016

The Full Fo-Shay

1. Spending a good chunk of change on the purchase of a premium product or products when something lesser would serve just as well.

2. Purchasing a few similar premium products, such as 3 or 4 mics or SSD's, in order to check them out, to satisfy a curiosity about the minor differences.

3. Any so-called extravagant purchase which brings pleasure to the mind and pain to the wallet.

4. Anything done to the max!

Bob: Whoa! Is that the new computer? You built that?? That thing's a beast!!

Joe: Ya dude, I really went the Full Fo-Shay on this one. I bought an i7-2600K CPU, 32GB of CAS 7 RAM, an EVGA GeForce GTX 580 graphics card, two OCZ-VERTEX3 MI SSDs so I can run 'em in RAID 0, of course, and a fanless Corsair 80 PLUS Platinum PSU. I stuck all that on a GIGABYTE G1.SNIPER2 LGA 1155 Intel Z68 mobo, then stuck that in a LIAN LI PC-X2000F Black Aluminum ATX Full Tower case.

Bob: Ha! I see you spared no expense. Hey, what's that over there? Is that another computer??

Joe: Oh, that's just the AMD equivalent of this one. I'm not really sure what I'll use if for, if anything. I only built it so I could A/B the current top-of-the-line AMD against top-of-the-line Intel.

Bob: Man, I so love hanging with you. Only problem is, now I’ll have to figure out how to explain to my wife all the new parts you've inspired me to buy. She's gonna flip.

Joe: Buy her an iPad at the same time and she won't even notice.

by random rich October 19, 2011

Full House Syndrome

The feeling of being disappointed while re-watching a movie or TV show from one's childhood.

watching the double dragon movie. noooot as good as i remember it. i think @selectmatt calls that the 'full house syndrome'.

by selectmatt May 15, 2009

full marching band

When someone is farting a lot and their farts are all different pitches, it sounds like a full marching band.

"Man, you really have the full marching band going today!"

by fat owlbert April 23, 2016

Brooklyn’s full name

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach.

This is the full name of a Russian spy disguised as an an American teenager. She always wears sunglasses and loves when people steal them, and be warned; Brooklyn will karate chop your face if you surprise her.

Brooklyn’s full name is really long.

by STWEAM cult member July 8, 2018

full moon tomahawk

When one sleeps with one's thumb up one's own butthole.

Bro i got such good sleep last night with that full moon tomahawk technique you recommended!

by TreeDogg June 14, 2017

Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid April 21, 2018