Donkey Dropper

A retard.

(When a donkey is born out of the anus and it falls on its head, it is a retard, in other words a Donkey Dropper

The man is a right royal donkey dropper!

by Lee Cook May 22, 2005

skeez-donkey

A skeezer who is proficient in cock-gobbling and cum-guzzling. Must also be fat and ugly.

Check out that skeez-donkey, i'm sure she can suck a fatty.

by Me April 11, 2005

swamp donkey

the product of two ugly ass people having a child

damn jeremy and heathers baby looks like a swamp donkey.

by the man June 19, 2005

donkey cock

1.when you are playing donkey kong for so long and the gorillaz start turnnning you on so you get a donkey cock.
2.when your a sauna with a hot chick and your cock gets all big and moist and you feel like a donkey wanting sex. mmm donkey sex

1.man, i was pounding on them nintendo keys, playin donkey kong lookin at the monkeys catchin da bananas and i got like, the biggest donkey cock ever. DUDE.
2.*Sweating in Sauna* *Hot chick walks by* *nice feeling in undertowel* *shit, dude my donkey cock is ON!*

by EliseAnja December 28, 2005

Donkey Kick

When one plants there hands into the ground and then kicks into the air with there feet. Both feet at the same time. If you hit someone in the chest when doing a donkey kick, you have greatly succeded. Perputated by Jack Black.

Do a Donkey kick in his face yo!

by Dan March 29, 2004

Donkey Kiss

Donkey Kiss: The compassionate act of issuing a Donkey Punch to one’s partner in a manner whereby said partner suffers from insomnia or some other form of sleep abnormality thus rendering that person unconscious which in turn results in a much needed night of slumber. The beneficial physical byproduct of executing the Donkey Kiss is made all the sweeter and more satisfying knowing that you are doing something so deeply motivated in kindness and selflessness.

My wife had been complaining from several sleepless nights, wrought with angst around the “rigors” of her daily life, so I kindly ”Donkey Kissed” her in the back of the head as I whispered “Sleep tight my princess” and then gently removing my unit from her can. We both slept soundly that night.

by Budrewkev October 3, 2012

Donkey Booty

A person with a wide, round, and firm butt. Coined by Phaedra Parks.

"Damn she got a nice donkey booty"

by Skeezaaaa July 2, 2019