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Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time
Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.
by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022
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Wife

Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.
Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?

Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021
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wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.
My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"
by Not Martian May 9, 2025
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Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.
"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"
by inertialivzard July 28, 2023
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Tony lopezs wife

tony lopezs wife is Chloe Lopez and is best friends with april kageyama!
hey do you know tony lopezs wife?
ya April kageyamas bestfreind!
by snoopy..charr on tiktok January 10, 2021
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Whore Wife

A married woman who keeps up with her wifely duties on a daily basis. She also sells her holes to random men on the weekend to make extra money or because of the sheer need for fulfillment. Be careful some whore wives have been known to bring home diseases and their breath will smell like hot jizz.
My neighbors whore wife is at it again, I’ve got to deal with random dudes coming and going from their house at all hours of the day/night.
by BigButt12345 May 12, 2023
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Water's Wife

Water loves Water's Wife
by Water Wife October 2, 2020
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